My Five Wives

I had mentioned to Monie the other day that I was going to do a post with all of my wives. Monie actually beat me to it so now I’m kinda late but, here goes. This is going to be fun. I’m kind of excited after seeing everybody elses (Confused Luv, Breastswildasblkwaves, Simone and Femme Fluff). I will say though this top 5 is going to be hard because I have so many lol… BTW, you all are going to have to bare with my imagination.

NUMERO UNO

KELIS

Now this is my boss bish. Out of all of my wives she’s #1. She runs shit and I love it!

I have always loved this woman wayyyy before she brought her milkshake to the yard. I love her for being unapologetically herself. Her personality really accentuates her artistry. BTW, I’ll let you guys know when our baby is born! Oh yea and I forgot to tell you guys that we’re having a boy. Big ups to Nas for donating the sperm lol.

NUMERO DOS

NIA LONG

Everybody can have Halle because I’ll take Nia anyday… While most women were getting their panties wet over Lorenz Tate in “Love Jones” I was totally all in because of Nia.

From her skin to her eyes. I don’t know what is about Nia but, ummmm “I’m the blues in her left thigh trying to become the funk in her right”… lol

NUMERO TRES

M.I.A.

No one on the corner has swagga like her.

I’ve been rocking with her wayyy before she flew paper planes. It’s just something about her individualality that I love. I also love how she talks about real issues in her music but, it just comes off as soooo fly. I think a lot of people hear M.I.A. but, they don’t realllly hear her. Anyway, this is my poo for life. BTW, Our baby boy is doing fine lol.

NUMERO QUATRO

KEYSHIA COLE

I played my cardz right that’s why she’s MY wife

This is a woman who I believed in way before she blew. I remember hearing her on a mixtape and telling a lot of people about her and just saying how I knew she had “next”. And she did it. I definitely dig her for her grind but, most of all I love Keyshia because she’s Keyshia. She was never afraid to just put herself out there and say this is me and this is my fam. I really love her for that because most celebrities would never keep it as real as Keyshia has… My mother in law Frankie told me to tell everybody “HOLLA” LOL.

NUMERO CINQO

LADY LUCK

After I saw this, I fell in love

The expression right there that she’s making on this picture is exactly why I love her. Not only is she THE best female freestyler but, she’s just one of the best in the game period. Her lyrics and her voice just do something to me. I don’t know what it is but, I love her voice. A lot of folks talk about how she’s  so hood but, that’s what I love about her. It’s crazy because that’s a turn off for me in everybody else but, with her I love it.

Honorable Mention

• Mya
• Teyana Taylor (the old Teyana not the new)
• Queen Latifah
• Siya
• Kin4Life (both of them)
• Kerry Washington